You look confused – let me explain what just happened…
To the untrained (unimaginative) eye this is a block of wood. A simple and natural material in an unnatural form. But, why me? You’re asking. Because. This is your destiny. Before you lies a world of endless possibilities. You’ll notice we’ve included a few pictures for insbearation.
But this is your world – your wood. I could weave a web of metaphors for hours – but you know what this block of wood really stands for. Whittle that bear. You’ve earned it!